Okay, I'll be the first to admit that when it comes to hockey the old sayin', "I went to a fist fight and a hockey game broke out" so how about the:

Minnesota Muggers

Trenton Thugs

Albani Assasins

New Jersey Knee Busters

Detroit Discontents

Pheonix Felons

Sacremento Sucker Punchers

Yeah, ya'll get my drift here....Ain't all that hard....

B~