Checkers Puckass plays for the Boston Moronics along with Skates Freenuts and Bobby Ohmybalz, Wayne Gratepainsky, Gordie Howthehelldidmybaggetrippedoff, Blades Cuttiscok, and Maurice, The Pocket Pooler, Rackedup. Coached by Slick Zamboni they specialize in hat tricks or getting their hats blown.......one or the other.

And for my money it makes no freakin' difference.   Anyone who'd follow hockey would eat shit and run rabbits.........present company excepted of course ...........................................sorta' .............................................

Spaw