Or (heard in Scout camps 40+ years ago)

With my hat on my head, what have I here?
This is my head-acher oh mother dear.
With my hat on my head, what have I here?
This is my eye-blinker oh mother dear
With my hat on my head, what have I here?
This is my cheese-sniffer oh mother dear,
Head-acher, Eye-Blinker, cheese-sniffer too
That's what they tought me when I went to school

Kisser
Chin-wagger
Rubber-necker
chest-protector
Belly-acher
Trouble-maker


Also sung as "that's what they tought me in Five-Acres school", particularly when camping in that area in the Forest of Dean