There is another parody of Greensleeves that I would like to get the words to - it starts off:

My Granny died and in her will...........
it then goes on to list what was left in the will and ends with the words:

And a little machine that played Greensleeves.

It refers to the ice-cream vans that drive around playing Greensleeves to attract customers!

Cheers

JennieG