When I was a kid, we had real stuff. Real bread (my mother made it) and real cheese, usually cheddar for mac & cheese, grilled cheese sammiches. Later on she got into sliced American cheese for sandwiches. I developed a fascination with Wonder bread and cheese products.

I ended up with Velveeta grill cheese sandwiches because of Peace. He talked of them when I was at Apple Hollow fest last summer, and we never got around to eating them. I came home and pigged out on grilled Velveeta sandwiches, and YES, they're good. It's also good in omelets and mac & cheese. It has a very high calories to weight ratio, so an ounce of Velveeta will probably put 5 or 6 pounds on your ass, but you can always work it off eating celery.