I'm in a small town here and there is a store two miles away and another ten miles and a load past that. They all sell vegetables.

OK, they all also sell natural foods, tofu, rice, beans, seeds and such. There's a local 'country store' that sells aged Cheddar and you can buy all sorts of cheeses, some of which could possibly crawl into their own grocery sack.

On the other hand, you can also find Velveeta and Cheez Whiz. You decide: Stilton, brie, double Gloucester, Cheshire, OR tasty cheese products right out of the jar/foil wrapper thingie.

I also discovered the 2-mile-away place sells real Mascarpone in a plastic tub. I need to look for a gym...