CREATE! The world famous(well, it is now) "Aunt Wanda Sandwich"!

When you're 10 years old, and go to far off Canada to see your relatives. You MIGHT have the chance, if you're lucky, to taste Exotic Cuisine! That would be a sandwich made with Velveeta, Cheese Whiz, or other Cheddar pseudo food...

It's been a family secret for years, but I'll share it with you, since I'm that kind of guy...

Take 2 slices of WHITE bread. No whole wheat, rye, multigrain or other "healthy" breads. Those are for pooftas!

Then, take a slice of cooked ham, or grab 2 when nobody's looking. Place the ham carefully in between the 2 slices of WHITE bread. Align it properly so the squares match.

Then, glom at least a tablespoon of Velveeta, Cheez Whiz, or processed cheddar onto BOTH sides of the bread. The INSIDE, for those of you who are "sandwich chalenged".

Then, and this is the most important part. Take MARGARINE, not BUTTER, and coat the OUTSIDE of the bread. On BOTH sides. Place this delicacy in your Mom's/Aunt's frying pan, and gently cook it, until the cheese melts. Hot enough to just burn your tongue a little bit. It should be GOLDEN BROWN. Remove from pan. Slice DIAGONALLY(this affects the flavor.)

Now, put some potato chips on your plate, IN BETWEEN the two slices of bread. Somehow, get a Coke.(see Grandma downstairs, she always has some when YOU come to visit) NOT in a can. Has to be in a single serving Coke bottle. THE GREEN ONE!!! FLAVOR, it's all about the flavour!(See, I spelled it Brit style too, so you feel comfortable)...

There you have it. Wolfgang Puck can't touch this. It's beyond his conciousness. The C.I.A.(not THAT C.I.A.) doesn't even KNOW about this...But you, dear Mudcatmeister, now have it. treasure it...
bob

p.s. For those in the know, I might reveal my famous"Chop Suey Sandwich," if you're nice...in a later post..BR