Yes I would indeed like to go back to the time of my son's conception, and withdraw early.
Thinking of the amount of hard drive space I could have saved Mr. Spiegel let alone all of life's meaningless questions that never required an answer in the first place, and 500 fewer archived threads attributable to my son. I seek all Mudcatter's forgiveness for my one true moment of utter weakness and succumbing to the pleasures of the flesh. (Now if I could just remember her name.)