Well, that explains why they don't have polyamory in Muslim countries, right there. I mean, just imagine:

Mustapha: By ALlah, I divorce thee!!
ALphapha: No, you don't!! I have a say in this!!
Mohammed: I disagree with both of you!!
Mustapha: Shut up, you two!! I divorce thee!!
Alphahapha: "No, no, no, no!!! LALALALALALALA!!!"
Mohammed: Say, where is that gal of ours, anyway???
Mustapha: She went to the souk this morning.
Mohammed: Then why is there a receipt in the trash for a one-way air ticket to Akron, Ohio?