How quaintly British!

All our Septic mates the other side o't pond are thrashing themselves with birch twigs and PUBLIC APOLOGIES, and we are having a regional spat about beer.

Bron, time to be a benign dictator and choose for us, I think. I am a 'soft southern bastard' living in the frozen north and slurping down brilliant ale from all points of the compass. McGrath, your comments on equine urine hold true for me. Bron, you will choose well, but please advise any carping tossers to arrange their own shindig and see how they like trying to please all the people all the time.

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