I beg your pardon sir! I do NOT live in a swamp! Yeah, the southeast corner of my property is a bit muggy, 55 acres of the 60 acres parcel that adjoins mine is considered wetland and can't legally be used for anything except hunting, and the county's currently doing some sort of monstrous drainage project on my neighbors' land. But, I repeat, I do NOT live in a swamp! I only live very damned near the swamp.