Reading some of the above, words like 'Grow', 'a' and 'skin' spring to mind.

I've been called all sorts of names by all sorts of people - usually by way of impolite and unpleasant reference to my being follically challenged and, until a few years ago, seriously overweight. I always found that the best way to confound someone who told me I was a 'baldy-bastard', or a 'fat cunt' was to ignore them. Works like a charm, and anyway who gives a flyin' fuck about a few words spoken by a prick? Life's too short to get in a lather about something so inconsequential.

And yes, Villan does call people 'dozy twat'. He's called me it loads of times, usually when I've behaved loik wun! :-)