Morris dancing in netties!!!!

The mind boggles

Did he have a lifp by any chance?

"...and therefore amongeft Chriftians I hope fuche beaftly brutifhneffe fhal not be let efcape vnpunifhed for whiche ende I recite it and can tell if I be called where it was committed within thefe fewe weekes. What fhould I fpeake of beaftlye Playes againfte which out of this place euery man crieth out..."

Powerful stuff.