Flippin' right, STillness. I try to keep "the equipment" indoors this ttime of year cos it could get froze off out side, speshally if it ain't zipped up tight, know'm sayin'? Besides you can get arrested if it's hangin' out....when yer in public I mean. Like out on the street or in Tim Hortons. I did get arrested once for havin' it out in the back of Tim Hortons by the dumpster but I thought I was alone at the time. Some dumb skank that worked there took a photo with her digidal cameron and I got flippin' arrested! She will pay fer that someday. She will be real sorry. I am plannin' my vengence.

Anyways, I see that Rapoophead is spreadin' his yewshual lies and misunderestimations of me and what I am, like, capable of. He will also be very sorry some day.

The present you sent me, man, you know what I did with it? You don't wanta know. Well, maybe you do, but I ain't gonna tell you. No way, eh? Go crazy just wonderin'. You gotta get up pretty flippin' early in the afternoon to pull one over on this boy cos I grew up on the grotty flippin' hardass streets of Blind River and Sudsy. I have seen it all. I shut 'em up and then I shut 'em down. Danger is my middle name and I ain't scared of nothin'. I have done time, man. Serious time. I have faced down craized flippin' lifers in the pen and touoght them a flippin' thing or two about RESPECT. When I came in the first day they laffed. By the time I left they was sayin' things like "Yessir, Shane, Sir! Nossir, Shane, Sir! Please don't hit me, Shane! Take my cigs, Shane, cos you are the BOSS and I am not worthy!" I am like a flippin' legend to them guys now. No word of a lie. You would hafta see it and then you would know.

- Shane