Ralphie - you wouldn't, by any chance, be telling us all about Lucy Broadwood in Lewes very shortly, would you?

I shall put on my best librarian's specs, wear a skirt from Laura Ashley and have my hair done up in a bun. And when you start to speak, I'll do a loud "Shhh!" (Mind you, I'll have to shave the beard off).

Anything for a bit of attention... :-)