That's a fascinating theory, Rapaire! I would love to be Shatner's illegitimate offspring. Better yet, his legitimate offspring, but alas, that is beyond reach. I feel that we are somehow connected by a soul link that goes far deeper than mere genetic inheritance...but genetic inheritance would nonetheless be the icing on the cake, wouldn't it?

Amos, your description of my spartan living space is generous and compassionate. You are truly a kind soul with the best of intentions. When next I hold one of my little soirees by candlelight, I shall be certain to invite you, and I'll even get an orange crate brought in specially for the occasion. A man of your merits should not be expected to sit on a bare attic floor, after all!