Oh, Mom! If it weren't for me you would have eventually fallen! No one cared enough (except me) to post for over twelve hours! I'm glad I found you, shivering in the cold in this dismal alley, all of your matches burnt trying to stay warm, you mittens thin and full of holes.

Let's go into this cheap (but warm and welcoming) dive and get you something to eat. It'll help with the hangover you're sure to get from that cheap wine you were drinking.