Now listen here, Jack Sparrow, I have a pirate amongst my ancestors, Tom Crocker, hanged at Exeter Gaol for his dastardly deeds off the coast of Bigbury Bay, but I've no doubt that Tom would have made the creators of Facebook walk the plank for their controlling and money-grabbing ways.

You're not allowed to do this, or that, or add colours or individuality to it....you have to sail the ship their way, or not at all.

My ship sparkles and has rainbow colours flying from her flag and beautiful music soaring out from her cabin windows!

I refoooose to be all white, silent and well behaved.

Facebook?

Pah, a Pox on it, to be sure!

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