His tea of choice is PG tips - the stuff the monkeys drink (or produce... one or the other).

The trousers in question have press studs to secure them. I use the word 'secure' in its loosest form, which is indeed, what the trousers are. They're a delicate shade of mint ice-cream green, and that's all that's delicate about them!

He had one scan this afternoon at about 3.00pm, sending me a message at 4.30 that he was waiting for another. No word since and as it's now 6.30pm, I suspect he'll be there for another night. Just as well I bought all that cat food.

It's just as well I've known him for 23 years... there are few bits of him I've not seen unclothed so I was prepared for the flashing, but if anyone of a nervous disposition is inclined to visit, take a pair of dark glasses or a sturdy bag or bucket - those papier mache bowls they give you are useless.

LTS