I vaguely remember 2.
One was sung (spoken) as Chester (Gunsmoke). He was going to the saloon
and he says to Mr Dillon, why am I walking in front of you? Oh, I'm what you call a shield?
The other was also spoken. The man says, Hey friend, has life got you down.... well step right up... and something about is your mother-in-law getting to you?
Does anyone recognize either of these from the 50's

Thanks