Guest Joerg;

There is nothing wrong with the words "French" or "Kissing", and I didnt realize the I would have to say she attempted to stick her tongue in our mouths to practice soul kissing, swapping spit etc etc. I didnt realize that I would have had to be explicitly graphic as what she did so I could avoid a lecture on the english language and what is bad and what isnt bad language. Now if your five year old comes home and gives you a great big kiss on your mouth and then shoves her tongue into your mouth, I would love to see what your damn reaction would be. AS far as explaining what sex, life and the birds and bees are about and how the various parts of the body react and interreact with the opposite sex, that will come when she is ready for it. Or maybe you will sit down and explain the words french and kissing aren't bad.

Believe me, after four years in the Navy, 40 years of working a flight line operation with a major airline I could probably turn the air blue for about an hour without repeating myself more then once. I would prefer to tell you that you suffer from a rectalcranial inversion rather then tell you your head is stuck up your ass and shit brown is all you can see.

Sailor Dan