You don't fool me, man! I know what is goin' on, eh? You are arfraid to come to Blind River! You are afraide to meet yer total dee-struckshen which is what would happen, man, if you took the bull by the flippin' horns and come here to face me. I know you will not do it. I can flippin' garan-T it. Well, that is okay cos everyone here in the Great White North will know that you are just a big fat empty mouth that don't dare to face down Shane McBride! We are laffin' at you, man. Stay down in Poplatello with the other flippin' greaseball cowerds cos that is where youse flippin' belong!

- Shane McBride