(To be read in exaggerated Cape Breton accent:)


Hughie: Allen, did you hear there was a fellow hit by a car on Charlotte Street this morning?

Allen: No; no, I didn't - what happened?

Hughie: Well, I don't know - they said he was a pedestrian ...

Allen (indignantly): I don't care what church a man goes to - it's no reason to run over him with a car!

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