Would some of you kind folks stop by and take a load of this Southwestern Michigan lake effect snow home with you, please? I just made a pot of chili, the teapot is full and the cozy is keeping it just right, so we can have a bite, make some music, then you can take some of this off me. I would love to share it with you!!!! PUUUULLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZEEEEE?
It's so cold that an exhibitionist stopped and told me what he wasn't wearing under the coat. It's so cold you can freeze eggs on the sidewalk. It's colder than a teacher's wit. (thanks, Utah. I will rob anyone's lines)