The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113950 Message #2553267
Posted By: GUEST,StayatHomeDad
30-Jan-09 - 06:06 PM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
BLUE CROSS
A bad experience with a medical coverage program.
Sung to the tune of: "Blue Skies"
Blue Cross
Had me agree
To a new Blue Cross
Policy!
Blue Cross
Said I would be
Happy that Blue Cross
Covered me!
Then I took a fall,
Leg in a splint;
They said that I
Should read the fine print!
When a very high
Fever I ran,
They told me I
Took out the wrong plan!
That's Blue Cross!
There seems to be
Plenty for Blue Cross!
None for me!