I just realised. They've never done a Springer show about someone who humps his guitar.

Is there a statute about sex with guitar, and anyway what would you say if the wife walked in on you when you were in the middle of having a session with a hot little Martin number?

'She meant nothing....I mean, she even looks like you in a certain light, honestly. Darling, really - it was you I was thinking every second of the time - but you've been so unresponsive lately.......'