these people that genderise their musical instuments must have sex with them

I ain't had sex (yet), but I do get some good endorphins when I molest the guitar. She is definitely a she (must be the curve, and the voice response to my touch) to my mind. Does that mean I am projecting latent lesbian tendencies?

Here all this time I thought I was only attracted to men. Well if my honey gets jealous of the time I spend with the guitar, I will tell to think of as two women making love. He should change his tune pretty quick, I should think.