You boys oughter settle down some and stop flapping your jawbones, 'deed you ought, afore someone of a Samsonite turn of mind comes along and borrows them for slaying Philistines with or some such. All I meant to say is that yon Rapaire is being a buffoon with words, a fool for the mother-tongue, a Bozo of paraphrase, an Emmett Kelly of cultural cross-articulation, a Clarabell of languagr, a linguistic Frosty Little, a semantic Konyof. Get my drift???


Sheesh, if the instruction were written on the heel, ya couldn't pour cold tea out of a bedroom slipper.

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