No more F*rest v D*rby references please, too upsetting and that's one of John Tams' best jokes up the Swannee too!

Re the awards, I always thought it was just an excuse for an almighty free p*ss up by les artistes et flaneurs at the expense of the BBC - judging by Ade Edmundson's lurchings onto camera every 10 seconds a few years ago. Anyway, here's to Chris and Julie, very well deserved.