1) Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music. An attempt to alienate his own listeners succeeds admirably.

2)Best of Rush Getty Lee's voice affects me like chalk screeching on blackboards. A gift.

3)Graham Parker and the Rumour Stick to Me Soul plus R&B plus rock minus talent.

4) Rolling Stones Steel Wheels. Weak filler from four guys who are only in it for the bucks nowadays.

5)David Bowie Aladin Sane Two good songs, ten complete turkeys.

6) Gino Vanelli. Left with me by an ex-girlfriend, I keep it in comemmoration. Complete horseshit.