Don't look, the Mainy-axes have tacky stuff a-plenty enough, please, they torture the rest of their world with it. That's why they find "tiny nuns" as their pay back.
You'll be well cared for. Don't confuse the Portland (in Maine, maybe in August) festival with the Portsmouth (in New Hampshire in Sept's end) festival with each other. Mary & Jacqui just started the Portland one. This yr (haven't heard any word) if they put it on again will be the 2nd yr, Portsmouth, led by mudcatter Curmudgeon, is in it's (maybe) 7th yr.
See ya
Barry