OOh, missus - can we have some of those strapping lady police from Benny Hill and/or the Two Ronnies?

They will overlook the occasional sheep won't they? That is traditional isn't it?

"Now I'm a bachelor
And live with my sheep
And I work at the weaver's trade
And every time I pluck
A little bit of wool
It reminds me of a fair young maid..."