Well, I'm back from the Legion. And cold sober. Not like those other guys. When I left Dirtbike Billy had saddled the old French 75 and was wondering why it didn't giddy-up while three other guys were looking for the shell they've had since WW1. Since the danged thing was charged with picric acid (which has almost certainly crystallized by now) it will be more dangerous than the skunk who swallowed the nitroglycerin.

You know, messing with overage high explosives will sober you up pretty quick, especially if you're not the one doing the messing around.