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Three European Actors are considering doing a movie about the great composers. They are discussing who they would like to portray.

Hugh Grant says 'Mozart was a real hero of mine, I'd love to play him.'

Mel Gibson says "Beethoven was my man and I think I could do heim well.' So he is given the role.

They then turn to Arnold and ask who he'd like to play. He replies "I'll be Bach"