A woodworm goes in to a pub and says, "Is the bartender here?"

(sorry, that's only one line, but one of my faves)


Did you hear about the hyena which jumped into a pot of boiling water with some onions and made a laughing stock of himself.


A man rang up a lawyers firm and said, "Is that Smith, Smith & Smith?"
The receptionist said, "No, this is just Smith". "Oh," replies the man, "I'm sorry you've been trebled."