OK. Thanks for all the comments. Even yours, Gnu. (It needs repainting anyway.)

NOW (I'm continuing on here from where I was before I was so RUDEly interrupted).

We put everyone on the scale which is like a thermmetur/thurmometer/thurmommiter Jeri, do uer thing.

We then move the decimal to the right by as many places as we need to to have the guy/gal with $2 have a living wage. OK. So, we now have it figured out. I need another pee.