Why stop at pot???

Legalize everything where there in no victim...

But that alone ain't gonna get us outta this mess so here's my idea... The South has gotten per capita more money outta the federal governemnt for ever so here's what we're gonna do... Tax NASCAR, TAX chewing tobacco, Tax stupidity, Tax country music, Tax cars with bald tires, Tax Confederate flags, Tax cigarettes, Tax Cameros, Tax "Gophers Need Love" bumper stickers and then take that money...

...and establish a guarenteed national income...

Simple...

B~