Bloody 'ell! I've seen this 'ere Oaklet chap sawin' away on 'is fiddle, I 'ave. 'E makes a dreadful sound on it! I wouldn't say 'e's a celebrity exackly...no, 'e's nowt loik that. But 'e does add a bit o' local colour to 'Ull, 'e does. Me and Eddie 'ave moved back to 'Ull recently, so I finks we'll go and see this 'ere exhibit as long as there ain't no bleedin' cover charge. Eddie 'as lit'tle interest in art wif the exception of them paintings of dogs playin' darts and poker...'e loiks those bigtime! You can get 'em at the corner stores. Now THAT's art! As for me, I fancy seein' all the art I can in order to get a bit o' culture and baffle me inlaws wif me knowledge of "the good life". Thank you very much, Linda Kelly.

- Olive Whatnoll