Yeah, I know it's a day late and a dollar short, but I've been busy and haven't had time to compose until now my....

Ode to the Paper Towel

Hail to thee, oh paper towel
Absorber of spills most foul
Viva, Bounty, Brawny, Scott
Wiper up of splooge and snot
Cheapies from the Dollar Store
Removeth cat puke from the floor
Oh dear towel, so revered
Cleans Alfredo from my beard
And never shunneth blood nor spit
Nor little turds of poodle shit