Here's one for all the thick paddy's ...



... An Irishman came to London looking for work.

Typical of all Irishmen in London, the first place he looked was a building site.

He asked the foreman "misther d'ye have any woork" (he had a strange accent)

to which the foreman replied - I do - but first you have to tell me the difference between a joist and a girder ...

The Irishman scratched his head and said:

"well now .. Sure thats aisy ... didn't joist write "ullysses" and didn't girder write "faust"?"



Boom boom