O Yea !! O Yea !! Todaye, in Ye Towne of Reading in Ye Countye of Barkshire in Olde Englande, hath I discovered Ye Shoppe called "Poundland", in Ye Street called Friar,wherein canst be Pur-chase-ed Ye Olde-Tipe Bayonnette-fitting,Incandesc-aye-ent Lyte-bulb,in great Store, and verily in Divers shaypes and Wattages,for ye Tryfling summe of but one Pownd of the Relm per Pakkage of up to Syxe Itemms ! So Fukk ye Moddern Poovey,Faerie-lyke overe-Wayte and most Cumbersumme Eyetims-!! I doo Noe whereat I shall Partake my Custtom for sutch Requysites in ye Cumming Munths and Yeres!