Usually there are people of one sort or another in my office. Staff, mostly, but sometimes I have to talk to a sales rep or, less frequently now, execute someone. We used to draw and quarter them and put their heads up on spikes over the doors, but now we find it more efficient to simply shoot them in the back of head and impale the bodies (a la Vlad Tepes) along the walks to the building and along the edges of the parking lots. This has reduced overdues, fines are paid on time, and the theft of materials has gone way, way down. And we're saving lots of postage money since we no longer have to mail out overdue notices!