Two verses I made up quite a while ago:

Here's to the lads who dance the Morris,
With bells and sticks a'plenty
Here's to the lads who dance the Morris,
With bells and sticks a'plenty
They are fine upstanding men,
They are fine upstanding men,
They are fine upstanding men,
May their tankards never be empty.

Here's to the girls who Morris Dance,
With smiles upon their faces,
Here's to the girls who Morris Dance,
With smiles upon their faces,
But they look very strange to me,
But they look very strange to me,
But they look very strange to me,
The bounce in all the wrong places!

The last line is accompanied by appropriate hand actions!!