"I am eating only fresh fruit, raw and steamed veg, rotisserie chicken, cornflakes and skim milk"
Hey Tam, Dat sounds like a recipe ma ol maman did gave me fo chicken gumbo.
Can ya make a roux?
Is ya mama catlic?
Dat sure make dis ol cadjun homesick fo good vittals an a nice piece o cat fish n road kill jambalaya, dere.

(Stands up and sings Jolie Blonde while tears flow down grizzled cheeks)