"The look on his face when someone vomits in his lap: priceless"

Kat, sadly I doubt you'll ever catch him slumming it on one of his own flights to get such an entirely appropriate come-uppance.

The last time I was on a Ryanair flight (and I vowed then that it definitely would be the last time) I noticed there were no sick bags in the seat pockets. Sure enough, one unfortunate passenger needed to use one. She pressed the call button, a stewardess came down from the galley to find out was wrong, had to go back to the galley to get a sick bag, then came back down the aisle with it, by which time, obviously, it was far too late. They didn't even offer a glass of water. Another passenger had to pour out some of her own.

There's no-frills and there's no-frills.