Another version of Hell
I love my mother to pieces, She is 88 years old, looks and acts 20 years younger but is losing her hearing. So this morning she calls me on the phone, I cringe I know what is coming

Hi Dan it is your mother, just called to say hi and make sure you are not sick

I am fine mom ..

What! you are drinking wine this early in the morning.
No mom I am not drinking wine I don't drink I am not sick

OH you are working on your sink
No I am not working on my sink I am not sick I am fine and I don't drink

Well you need to drink lots of fluids if when you are sick and you should not be working on your sink if you feel ill

I am not sick, I am not working on my sink, and I don't drink wine

Well just wanted to say hi and I hope you feel better