I now work in one of the big museums in London and we have to carry out Bag searches has folk enter the building. Most of the time folk are Ok about this but I must admit its can be somewhat irritating if the queue is a long one and its stretches outside and its raining.

These are not random bag searches we search every Bag. Being has we are not allowed to touch the bag at all its up to the person to open it and reveal the contents.

This women said to me " I aint got not much in er thata interest you, Just some Car keys some snotty hankies and some bubble gum. She plunged her hand in her bag revealed her Car keys and a handful of hankies and a packet.
There you are you see she said.
I replied , I bet those bubble gums last a long time do they not.
She was holding aloft a packet of Mates condoms.