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Thread #37623 Message #2582991
Posted By: robomatic
06-Mar-09 - 08:44 PM
Thread Name: What is a mule skinner?
Subject: RE: What is a mule skinner?
heard many years ago on one of the more enlightened humor variety shows:
Jethro to Bill: "Hey par', y'heard the latest mule-skinner joke, well.."
Bill to Jethro: "I'm tah-erd of them jokes makin' fun of us mule skinners. I've been a hard workin' mule skinner all mah lahf an' I can't get no break of 'em. Hey, kin' ya tell-it on some other varmint. Make it mebbe a yarn on some other perfeshun?"
Jethro: "Well shore, pard' I kin make it a joke on taffy pullers"
Bill: "Taffy Pullers?"
Jethro: "Taffy Pullers!"
Bill: "Well hah!, I'd plumb luvvit if you'd make yore trick on some o' them dumb taffy pullers!"
Jethro: "Stand By!"
Bill: "I'm a standin' by"
Jethro: "Here it comes"
Bill: "I'm a hearin' ya!"
Jethro: "Well, there's two o' them dumb taffy pullers, see?"
Bill: "I see!"
Jethro: "And they're skinnin' this mule, see . . . . . ." !!!!