Oh Jemima look at your Uncle Jim
Down in the duckpond teaching the ducks to swim
First he does the .... then he does the ....
Nows he's under the water teaching the ducks to dive.

There were lots of verses and I'm sure it used to be on the radio in the 50s.
But I can only remember bits of it.

Oh Jemima look at your Uncle Jim
Scrubbing the floor with .... soap and vim,
First he kneels on his left leg then he kneels on his right
Now he kneels on a bar of soap and goes skidding out of sight

Robyn