Sorry, I was busy in the kitchen. Bread is baked, soup was hot, and we had a wonderful warm meal on this cold and rainy evening. I gave Mom some on that side table next to her barcalounger in front of the TV. She's watching her NetFlix DVDs tonight.

I used the Google spell check just now--I don't know if I have "barcalounger" spelled correctly. These are the suggestions it gave me after highlighting the word:

clanger
backlog
clunker
aqualung
belong